Just Plain Random Quotes

"What are we? The grinch of seats?" my friend Renee

"I like lollipops." (refer to "Chapter 18" in Short Stories)

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." quote from a dry erase board

"We're all gonna die eventually, so get over it." me

"I'm sorry, but my opinion is not available at time of press." me!

"I want a square pumpkin pie." I said to Kyle one night.

"Wanna see my ass?" talking about a picture of a donkey that i drew

"I wanna go see how stubborn those jackasses are gonna be. And I'm not talking about the donkeys." me when i was talking to my mom about the Donkey Basketball game.